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Joke of the Day
"People with chrons disease Really need to get their shit together."
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"Mom, have you seen my turtle? Your friends took it outside to play. They're cracking walnuts."
"What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers"
"What do you do to a chemist after they're dead? you barium"
"What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak"
"Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling."
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber"
"Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers. This is why i can not watch Breaking Bad."
"A British man asked to his friend, ""How many seats are there in the van?"" ""More than the Lib Dems."""
"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 1 Short quotes and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."