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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to stand at the back of the oven."

"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."

"Around here we commonly refer to our intellectual property as 'our shit'."

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"

"What's better than winning gold in the special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"Scientists Have Isolated a Single Unit of Potato and Taught it to Use 4chan They've named the project Channing Tatum."

"""Your honor-"" No objections. how do you plead to cheating at heads up seven up? ""guilty"" no juice boxes for a week..piece of shit *mom sobs*"

"*cop sees chalk outline on family's driveway* ""Damn, a cute bunny was murdered"" ""No, the kids who live here drew that, the body's over here"""

"I was told if I got robbed when I was camping, it would invalidate my insurance... They said if my tent gets stolen, I'll no longer be covered."

"If Trump wins tonight... He'll be the first person to go from P.O.S. to P.O.T.U.S."