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Joke of the Day
"My Jewish family banned beans, Ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas."
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"Accidentally opened Excel. Decided to roll with it and get my life together. See you all never."
"What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah"
"My ex got run down by a bus today. I thought ""Wow, that could have been me!"" But I can't drive a bus."
"Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying ""I love you"" to his Own Wife !!!"
"Do you remember that barbecue? You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?"
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that? The holocaust"
"How do you keep a moron in suspense?"
"""A wine please"" ""Sir, this is McDonalds..."" ""Okay, a McWine please"""
"My brother lost his job at the rubber factory ... but I think he'll bounce back."