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Joke of the Day
"I gave self deprecating humor a go once... ...I was terrible at it."
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"Why are men the best chefs? Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months."
"If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it."
"What animal is best at playing hide and seek? The airplane."
"If South Carolina is the Game Cocks Their offensive line would be the cock blockers"
"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy."
"Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your shit in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her."
"I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."
"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."