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Joke of the Day

"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"

"Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."

"I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar."

"What do you call a former lacrosse player? Ex Lax."

"A Pokemon Go user walks into a bar.... He was too busy looking at his phone to notice it."

"If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a swagasaurus."

"Posted a picture of my privates on Facebook... I guess you could call it Ballsy"

"Rules to learning English: their our know rules"

"""Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!"" - literally no one ever"