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Joke of the Day

"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"

"Trying to assemble a team of superhero sex offenders. We definitely need the Flash."

"If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows."

"""I'm so stoked!"" -An excited fireplace"

"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."

"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"

"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"

"What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards? A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo."

"I'm having trouble discerning my Twitter voice from my professional one. I just said ""What's up, slut?"" to our receptionist. Frigid bitch."

"What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him."