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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a former lacrosse player? Ex Lax."
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"Hey.. What do you call a really good taco? ...Juan-derful"
"What do you feed a feminist at a cookout? Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout."
"How long does it take a black woman to poo? 9 mouths"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Have the alter boy shit into her pussy."
"Someday I'd like to meet the tiny creature piloting Vin Diesel's body."
"Before sliced bread there was no greatest thing."
"With your current salary what Apple product can you buy? Apple juice"
"Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb."
"what has nine legs, four feet and orange? Nothing, fuck off"