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Joke of the Day
"Rules to learning English: their our know rules"
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"*slaps the cup out of the barista's hand* ""No. I want Asriel, the guy with the man-bun, to make my latte. He has a better energy"""
"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."
"Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white? Alive"
"....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass."
"Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend."
"I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else"
"Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !"
"What's the only positive from living in the ghetto? Pregnancy tests"
"Dang girl are you the police on Grand Theft Auto, because 2 minutes after I leave you forget all about me & move on to someone else."