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Joke of the Day
"Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks."
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"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."
"What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining? ""BAAAHH RAIN!"""
"Reporter: Is there anything you can do to make people hate you more? Rodger Goodell: Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show."
"Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds."
"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."
"Learning how to say ""where the hell am I?"" in eight languages. Just in case."
"My wife said, ""Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?"" I said, ""well, you are in a wheelchair""."
"A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar I only know because it's reposted every week"
"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."