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Joke of the Day

"Posted a picture of my privates on Facebook... I guess you could call it Ballsy"

"What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance? --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick"

"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""

"My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means. Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?"

"If a psychic goes to the bathroom in the forest, does he make a sound? No, because the ""p"" is silent."

"""I ate pizza twice today!"" - Cuba Gooding, Jr. (I mean, why not? Can you prove he didn't say this? Fuck you.)"

"If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot."

"Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls."

"*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* ""Game... BOY?"" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*"

"Why was the butcher fired? Because he was caught *beating his meat*!"