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Joke of the Day
"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penis."
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It can't come to you anyway."
"I bought my friend a cat for their room. They said thank you I like cats. I said you're welcome me too. Cat said mewtwo."
"Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."
"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."
"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake? Bob"
"I got my kid a cat as a present, but it died before X-mas... Now I'm stuck taking care of a cat"
"Kanye West said being a rapper is like being a soldier or a cop but hey at least he didn't compare himself to Jesus. Oh wait."
"I keep waiting for a musical montage to start so I can do something awesome."
"I'm at that age where all of my sentences start like this one."