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Joke of the Day
"What happens to garlic sauce over time? The sausages."
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"Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM."
"If people in the US hate mexicans so much.. than why is Jose in the national anthem"
"how to comfort a grammar Nazi: Pat their shoulder and say, ""Their, They're, There."""
"How does Tinkerbell pleasure herself? She hides inside a flower and waits for a butterfly to extend its proboscis."
"Every human being on earth has mentally retained far too many of the lyrics to ""Barbie Girl."""
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"A lot of women at the mall make me feel like I'm tripping on flaccid."
"Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection? Because he was constantly nursing a semi."
"What's the definition of ""trust""? Two cannibals doing 69."