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Joke of the Day
"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."
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"A man only wearing saran wrap pants... Walks into his doctors office. The doctor says: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Gandalf is the new coach of the Seattle Seahawks."
"How do you steal a coat? You jacket."
"""Was this car tested on animals?"" ""sir animals can't drive"" ""will this car enable animals to drive?"" ""No"" ""SO YOU DID TEST IT!"" ""god damnit"""
"I got high during detention today. The teacher made me do lines."
"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"
"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."
"Who invented mince? A leper playing guitar."
"FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone"