140870
Joke of the Day
"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"
Next Joke
"Have you ever played the game of pocket tennis? ..it's when you like keeping your hands in your pocket, when you have holes in them and you're not wearing any underwear."
"Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry. Edit: Nevermind."
"Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable"
"I love Comcast. Jokes over."
"My sister told me she's dating an Irish guy I said, ""Oh really?"" She replied, ""No, O'Reilly."""
"Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."
"Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes but she does't realise it she thinks we're actually listening !"
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible But it's also terrible"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it."