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Joke of the Day
"I spilled spot eraser on my dog... Now he's gone."
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"How do you console somebody with bad grammar skills? There, their, they're."
"Why does Donald Trump dislike Bernie Sanders? Chickens tend to avoid anything with the last name ""Sanders""."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but give a fish a man and he'll be like WTF is this I ordered worms I can't eat this"
"What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung"
"Voldemort: So I just have to lie? Pinocchio: Yep"
"If you told them they would be on TV, millions would sign up for ""So You Think You Can Survive the Vacuum of Space""."
"The guy I cheat off moved seats before today's spelling test, like he's teaching me some kind of lessen."
"/r/Jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award! for 96% recycled content."
"Cops: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM Invisible Hands Adam: shit"