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Joke of the Day
"I just won an innuendo competition. I had to beat off some stiff competition though."
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"Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam? An algae-bra."
"I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy."
"[sits family down at dinner table] I've decided we're going to start watching anime"
"What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor."
"Two guys walk into a bar... Don't you think the second guy would have ducked?"
"What nipple did the UFO crash land on? Areola 51"
"What was Jesus' favorite sport? Crossfitting."
"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."
"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."