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Joke of the Day

"The days of good grammar has went."

"Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first."

"Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians? Because they have Seoul."

"PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, ""You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!"" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert."

"Anybody else always feel at least a little panic when their 6 says he ""really needs scissors, like right now!""?"

"How do you get out of Sunday school? You tell your mom you're Sikh."

"What did the left tit say to the right tit? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!"

"How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson. 2. Empty it the next day. 3. Become a millionaire."

"Where did Noah keep his bees? The Ark Hives"

"According to national reports, car thefts in the US are now at a 20 year low...Well, sure, it's hard to steal a car when the owner's living in it..."