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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with a penis and a vagina? Andy Tohaveapenisandavagina"

"Punny Chemistry ""What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?"" ""What?"" ""A mole ester"""

"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."

"What's green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"

"""Well guys, I gotta get going."" -Why? ""My wife hits me if I don't wash the dishes."" -And you *let* her hit you? ""OF COURSE NOT!!! I always wash them."""

"Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff? Because they push back harder."

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"

"Why can't you fight an accountant ? They'll always out number you!"

"Well, you see, there is something wrong with my friend... He spawns the pink eyes, and he doesn't catch it from other people... He just gives it to himself... Then spread it."

"What are red heads good for? Lighting fires."