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Joke of the Day

"""Well guys, I gotta get going."" -Why? ""My wife hits me if I don't wash the dishes."" -And you *let* her hit you? ""OF COURSE NOT!!! I always wash them."""

"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."

"Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!"

"You should argue with your wife only when she's not around."

"Why do they call me an oven? Because when I get turned on things get really hot"

"I really, really need to stop eating clocks It is very time consuming"

"A neutrino walks into a bar... and no fucks were given."

"""You're mother."" (thing to say to your mother)."

"Another Dutch joke about the Belgiums Two Belgians are walking in the desert with a car door. One of them complains that its too hot. The other one says: ""just roll down the window."""

"Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat."