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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you fight an accountant ? They'll always out number you!"
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"Halloween is the perfect time to trick people into believing you aren't really going to use that ice pick you're carrying around."
"What's worse than a fish in the SS? *Adolf*in. Man, I did *Nazi* that coming."
"Mason jars are the skinny jeans of glasses."
"My wife was out of town, so I had to run the morning routine by myself today. I learned a lot. For example, apparently I have two kids."
"I'm gonna make like a standards censor and get the fuck outta here."
"I've heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It's nothing more than viscous rumours."
"Where do Jedi go to get inked? Tattooine."
"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."
"If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome.."