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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."

"What do English pirates call each other? M80"

"As an atheist, I often wonder : ""what would Jesus do ?"" and then I do nothing"

"Stephen Harper lost the Canadian election. He was given aboot."

"Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution? He was following the Tsar."

"[Gets arrested] Officer: You get one phone call... *hangs up a few minutes later. Can you turn the radio up? I requested a song."

"It's so easy to kick a midgets ass All you have to do is raise your foot barely off the ground."

"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why couldn't the t-rex clap? Because he's dead."

"COOKING TIP: Quickly slice a block of cheese by throwing it through a harp."