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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my beef Slaughtered and then wrapped in plastic with an expiration date stamped on"

"What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus? The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans."

"Do you know why computer parts are not expensive? Because they are micro-cheap."

"How much does a truck made of light weigh? Photons"

"What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go)."

"My wife has the body of a porn star... ..which is kind of creepy and takes up a lot of room in the fridge."

"What is Reddits favorite country? Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)"

"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."

"what do you call a man wrapped in meat?"

"How many Freudian slips does it take to change a light bulb? Two! One to hold the bulb, the other to hold the cock, uh, penis, I mean, uh, ladder."