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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite game? Meincraft"
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"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"
"Yogi Bear: You gonna eat that? Hiker: THAT'S A BABY. YB: And I'm a talking bear. Hiker: YB: Hiker: YB: So where are we on that baby?"
"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"
"Dr. Dre Beats."
"Hey Customer Service Instead of monitoring this call for quality purposes, how about you just listen to what I need and fix it?!?"
"Why is it called finding nemo? been wondering for years"
"I ignored your Facebook Friend Request only because there isn't a ""Oh Hell No!"" Button!!!"
"Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!"
"Dinner When my wife asks me ""What do you want to have for dinner"" I never guess right."