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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"
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"What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying."
"Reddit, I am a huge fan of corny jokes. The punnier the better. Gimme your best shot. I'll give you one of my favorites: What does a tree do when it goes on vacation? It packs its trunk and leaves."
"My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he'll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi."
"Want to know why I like space heaters? ""They make great housewarming gifts"""
"My credit card number is 4339-8245... Wait. Is this Amazon?"
"How many of you are household pets reading tweets while your owners nap?"
"When is a train being polite at dinner time? When it choo's quietly."
"What do prisoners use to talk to each other? Cell phones."
"Always answer a math question in a silly voice because if you're wrong they'll think you're joking and if you're right they'll feel dumb."