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Joke of the Day
"I ignored your Facebook Friend Request only because there isn't a ""Oh Hell No!"" Button!!!"
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"I just did my budget for June. If I don't buy food ... I won't need toilet paper. I think I'm on to something here."
"What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous Anonymous"
"The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead... ""Hail, Satan"""
"Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them I'll start: What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!"
"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year Roll on 2017"
"How much of a difference is there between the penis and testis? A vas deferens."
"Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?"
"What do you call a Lesbian with long fingers Well Hung"
"If you watch COPS backwards it's just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs"