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Joke of the Day

"Dr. Dre Beats."

"Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever."

"The worst puns are hot dog puns."

"If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your ass."

"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart... ...One will see you later, whereas the other will see you in a while."

"What type of pussy does a priest get? nun"

"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Dirty joke Whats good on pizza than on pussy?........crust!"

"Super excited about staying at my daughter's place so I can eat her cereal and leave the empty box in her cupboard."

"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or you can help your uncle jack off a horse"