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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"

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"Working on my new book, ""How to Get Through Life Without Reading."""
"Why are emo people so good at ping-pong? Because they are well practiced in cutting."
"To the guy who stole my camouflage jacket on the bus while I was asleep You can hide but you cannot run."
"My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue."
"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"
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"*rage dresses *rage stomps down stairs *rage closes neighbors banging garbage can lid flapping in wind *rage stomps upstairs *rage undresses"
"Classic How do you make a Ice Cream man sad? - - - - - - Kill his family."
"I thought one of the ten word-play jokes my dad told would make me laugh, but... no pun in ten did."
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