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Joke of the Day

"Yogi Bear: You gonna eat that? Hiker: THAT'S A BABY. YB: And I'm a talking bear. Hiker: YB: Hiker: YB: So where are we on that baby?"

"It must get awkward when someone by accident makes one of those ""I let him get away with murder"" jokes around O.J Simpson."

"What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start."

"What does Hitler do on a windy day? He flies a kike."

"May be behind but what do you call a Curiosity with only 2 wheels Bi-curious"

"My wife gave birth to twin boys the other day. And I've decided to name them Jerry and Forgery."

"American A man from Israel got his citizenship, I guess you could say he Israeli American now"

"Did you hear about the courier who became a successful comedian? The jokes were nothing special, but his delivery was impeccable."

"A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, ""Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!"" The toad yells back, ""Naw man, you're in de-nile"""

"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."