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Joke of the Day
"If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive? America."
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"Analogies are like masturbation I'm finishing both right now."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie."
"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."
"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? Klondike"
"One liner. I have a cold. The stuff that's coming out of my nose could turn turtles into ninjas."
"Scientists had already discovered a ninth planet 5000 times the size of Pluto years ago Your Mum"
"Order by telephone only. A friend of mine went to buy a sim card. Turns out you need to call ahead to get one."
"What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south? Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer"