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Joke of the Day
"One liner. I have a cold. The stuff that's coming out of my nose could turn turtles into ninjas."
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"ROAR Did you here about the lion joke it will make you ROAR!!!"
"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."
"Islamist Humor Planes blowin' up On a Tuesday"
"Just watched my wedding video backwards - Loved the part where I took off the ring, left the church, and fucked off with my friends"
"""Sure the Decepticons are trying to kill us, but at least the price of fuel is reasonable"" -Optimistic Prime."
"The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club ."
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"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I cant jelly my dick up your ass"
"I can't stop telling people how modest I am."