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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !"
"Job interview tip: Tell them you're not an applicant, you're an appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise."
"Have u seen the movie ""Constipated""? Oh that's right it hasn't come out yet."
"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""
"Counted five pregnant women at this Noah matinee. Praying their water doesn't break."
"Domestic Violence 1/10 10/10 with Ray Rice"
"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"
"Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with five guys ? All she came back with was a red snapper."