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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south? Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer"

"My wife has been binge watching episodes of snapped, so I cancelled my life insurance policy, and haven't slept or eaten in days."

"'Dances with Wolves'... But it's just me, running around my backyard with an uncooked steak, screaming, while the neighborhood dogs bark."

"Some pigs are born with two vaginas. It's true, ask your mom."

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space."

"Punctuation is the difference between ""Love trumps hate""... and ""Love Trump's hate."""

"If you prefer that unshaven look, you might not be a true hipster... These days, everyone loves hairy styles."

"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"

"What does a priest and McDonalds have in common? They both like to stick meat in their 10 year old buns."

"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."