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Joke of the Day

"Whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"

"It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing."

"What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory? Bombay."

"Hey guys, don't you just hate it when you're woken up in the middle of the night for sex? can't wait to get out of prison."

"How does a communist do well in school? He gets good marx."

"Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?"

"How do you know your sister is having her period? When your fathers dick taste like blood."

"I think the best way to reduce stress in your life is to be wealthy and attractive."

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle. Cecil sleeps forever."

"If I ever open a bakery.... I will call it ""The Bread Pit"""