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Joke of the Day

"How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy? They add halalapeno."

"I too went to the reddit restaurant... I had to ask other customers for sauce for any of the dishes."

"Where do psychics go to dance? The crystal ball"

"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"

"The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands."

"I always make sure to buy high quality toilet paper... If you get the cheap stuff, you'll pay for it in the end."

"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."

"What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack"

"Tweets that proclaim ""your a idiot"" never fail to delight me."

"If a tree falls on a woman... And nobody is around to hear it. Why was there a tree in the kitchen?"