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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment in church when you put your hands together to pray & you see the stamp from last night & you remember..."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."

"Why do elephants drink so much? To forget"

"I'm a bisexual who just broke up and is now single. I guess you could say I'm on standbi."

"Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed? With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed"

" What's the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out..."

"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert!"

"My grandpa used to say ""Don't do drugs just sell them"""

"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."

"The best joke ever created. Feminism."