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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because he heard the ref was blowing fowls."
Next Joke
"Life is like a box of idiots."
"I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down."
"*seductively boils hot dog* *suggestively unscrews ketchup bottle* *alluringly toasts bun* *erotically describes this in between asterisks*"
"My math teacher told me this joke. What do you find on a beach? A tangent."
"A man walks into a bar... Looks like it hurt."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the rest of the people in the car!"
"I think I've finally crossed the line. ~~Line.~~"
"What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons? If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down."
"You know what really gets on my nerves? myelin"