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Joke of the Day

"Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege."

"Corny joke What is sex like while camping? = In tents (Intense)"

"Told my husband the best way to get help at Home Depot is to wear yoga pants, but I dunno. It doesn't seem to work as well for him."

"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."

"Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy."

"Who is that walking up my driveway?! Anxiety in 3...2...1... [knock, knock] *sigh* ""WAIT A SECOND!"" *mumbles* ""I need to find pants."""

"The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble."

"Whenever the wind gets bad... I think to myself, ""It may be windy but at least its not sandy."""

"*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume* ""HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN"" *throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*"

"What do you get when you cross an oven with a car? A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth."