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Joke of the Day

"The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble."

"Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask."

"When people post statuses like ""Don't text or call me! Bad mood!"" Um, no one was ever going text/call you in the first place. Just saying'"

"I tried the blowjob trick with dogs and peanut butter I don't know what the fuss is all about. It tasted terrible."

"Why was Mr. Strawberry sad? He was in a Jam."

"Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash & Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this again."

"Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers."

"My wife said she was divorcing me because I am obsessed with masturbation. I told her to go fuck herself"

"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."

"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"