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Joke of the Day

"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."

"People would often feel hungry after going to a funeral ... In old Greek."

"How many non-delivering OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"If I had a boy I'd name him ""Opportunity"" & whenever he knocks on the door I'll say ""I bet that's opportunity knocking"" & laugh with my wife"

"late night science fact: if u laid out your veins from end to end u would die"

"2 sheep are standing in a meadow... One turns to the other and says ""Baaa-aaa-aaa-aaaa"". the other looks at him and says ""...I was just gonna say that."""

"My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist."

"The 3-year-old just held up some paper and said: ""Daddy, I'm reading the newspaper!"" Kids love dinosaurs."

"I wonder why nobody told Forrest Gump's mom that all you have to do is flip over the box of chocolates and it tells you what's inside."

"Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard."