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Joke of the Day
"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."
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"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody knows."
"The 4 stage of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Clause 4. You look like Santa Claus"
"It really doesn't matter if the baby's smoking a cigarette or a joint, I think we can all agree that's one fucking cool baby."
"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."
"Why did the boy drip his ice cream? He got hit by a bus."
"And that's why I never argue with my wife. Wife : Don't forget to pick up kids from school. Me : It's Saturday, they're both upstairs. Wife : It's Wednesday and we've three kids."
"What is the most masculine profession? Maleman"
"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."
"This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped"