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Joke of the Day

"How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you. Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round."

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions? I do."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!"

"Corrected: What do you call India's top TV Show? Dan Singh with the Sitars"

"Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me."

"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."

"Why were deer testicles the most popular product at the meat fair? Because they were under a buck."

"Reddit is really a green community Consisting all the recycled content on here."

"Marijuana may cause paranoia but so does watching CNN."

"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."