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Joke of the Day

"Corny joke What is sex like while camping? = In tents (Intense)"

"A tiny bucket asks to leave work early because he's sick His boss looks him over. Alright you can, i notice you are a little pail."

"What do you call Nightwing in a coffin? Dick in a box."

"A virgin fingers his girlfriend for the first time The woman with bated breath exclaims ""I thought you were a virgin"" the man replies "" I am but i also play the guitar"""

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In the kitchen."

"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."

"How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long? AHEM!"

"Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid. So I wear glasses that say ""Yesterday"" because it makes me wise beyond my years."

"To err is human; to moo bovine."

"I refer to ""porno"" movies as ""regular"" movies not ""adult"" movies. And I refer to non-porno movies as ""Christian kids"" films."