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Joke of the Day

"Whenever the wind gets bad... I think to myself, ""It may be windy but at least its not sandy."""

"Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans."

"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."

"Knock knock Who's there? I need up! I need up who? Well go on then, I'll wait"

"Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost."

"I can never tell the difference between your/you're/Asians"

"What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common? They all ""Feel The Burn!"""

"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."

"Where did Little Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!"