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Joke of the Day
"Whenever the wind gets bad... I think to myself, ""It may be windy but at least its not sandy."""
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"I like my beer like I like my neighbours White."
"What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won? Tsar Napoleon."
"Stop! This is not funny! My dad died in 9/11, his last words were Allah wakbar"
"Old mathematicians never die, They just lose some of their functions."
"Leia: You owe child support. Han: What? I'm in hyperspace. Leia: You're standing right here Han: *makes hyperdrive noises with his mouth*"
"What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane? A flying saucer."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Hot and all over my pants."
"Don't talk shit about someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? Umami."