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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between... NSFW What's the difference between a joke and a 12"" dick? You can't take a joke."

"What's invisible and smells like cough drops? Koala farts"

"Sign at the gas station: ""Bathroom is no longer available."" I can't believe it. Even the Shell bathroom has someone."

"A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter. He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae. The cashier asks him ""Crushed nuts?"". ""No."" He says, ""Hip replacement""."

"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."

"A pirate walks into a bar... With his ship's steering wheel on his dick. The bartender asks, ""Whats with the wheel on your john?"" the pirate replied, ""Arrg it's driving me nuts!"""

"Writing a romcom about a human centipede front that falls in love with a human centipede back. Middle guy is the comic relief ""cockblocker"""

"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb"

"They say that there are rising levels of LGBT population in Spain... There's not a day goes by that a Deigo's Bi"

"Why did tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing"