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Joke of the Day

"They say that there are rising levels of LGBT population in Spain... There's not a day goes by that a Deigo's Bi"

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"As soon as he clicked on the title he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more jokes."

"I've got a message for all you ""migratory ducks"" out there: If you're going to come to our country, learn some freaking English."

"I just poked myself in the eyes... I can't see myself doing that again anytime soon."

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was."

"Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do"

"[New take on old classic] A priest, a lawyer, a saxophonist, a doctor, a telemarketer and a rabbi walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"""

"I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone"

"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey. Like the one where she gets a job right after college"