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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes So, my girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes and said, ""I want you to make me scream with only two fingers baby"".... so I poked her in the eyes."

"Why are terrorists so mean? Because they don't like Nice people."

"I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band."

"If you are Russian when you go in the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European (your a peeing)"

"Why did the tomato blush when it saw the salad dressing? It was embarrassed."

"Q: What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A: A cramberry."

"What is the best joke that made you LOL?"

"if anyone tels u ""evryday is a gift, thats why its caled the present"" just say ""evryday begins in sadness, thats why its caled the mourning"""

"Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -""No, why's that? "" -More geese."

"What will Donald Trump definitely do when he wins the election? Donald Trump will ban muslim, be a douchebag,make the whitehouse 500x larger and of course, BOMB NORTH KOREA!"