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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A: A cramberry."

"I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die."

"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."

"Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you."

"The best halloween costume of the year goes too... Bruce Jenner!"

"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."

"What did the dinosaur say after the car crash? I'msosaurus"

"A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills."

"STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN'S WEIGHT AND LENGTH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION."