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Joke of the Day
"What is the best joke that made you LOL?"
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"Bless me, Father, for I have used Comic Sans. It's been eight weeks since my last use of Helvetica."
"A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: ""What the problem?"" Man 1: *Sighs* "" I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole """
"[Jewish Joke] What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? They break their nose. (note - I'm Jewish so this is OK)"
"What did Antonin Scalia's pathologist write in his autopsy report? Cause of death: Hippy-energy induced heart attack. Time of death: finally."
"When looking at the list of the best 10 Presidents of the last 150 years Obama's name really jumps off the page. Because it knows it sure as hell doesn't belong there."
"I'm in a complex relationship My girlfriend is imaginary."
"Why are so many men suddenly curious who my father is right in the middle of our lovemaking?"
"Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer."
"Why was the diamond depressed? He had been under a lot of pressure lately."