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Joke of the Day

"If you are Russian when you go in the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European (your a peeing)"

"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"

"I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."

"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."

"How do French psychologists like their beverages? froid"

"What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching"

"What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."

"What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They're fucking assholes."

"Why would you be scared to get Ebola? You haven't left your couch since 2011."

"What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT"