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Joke of the Day

"During my last prostate exam I asked my doctor to stick in another finger. Because I wanted a second opinion."

"My relationship with the time traveling girl was over before it began."

"I love my kids but sometimes I wish the school bus would pick them up at 4:30 p.m. on Sunday."

"What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on."

"What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? HackDonalds."

"Why was kleenex dancing? It had a little boogie in it."

"What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger."

"Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits."

"I hate how Apple took away the headphone socket all willy-nilly It's like it means jack shit to them"

"What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party? Go on, have a blast."