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Joke of the Day
"What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on."
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"A knock-knock joke that will blow your mind! Knock,Knock... Who is there? ... Old Lady Lahey... ... Old Lady Lahey Who? ... Holy shit, I didn't know you could yodel!"
"After years of courting her , she finally said yes Followed by 'thats him, officer'"
"How do you greet a gay Hispanic? Homo Estas!"
"bear walks into a bar A bear walks into a bar and takes a bite. bear: beer please. barman: sorry, you're on drugs. Please leave bear: I'm not on drugs barman: what about that barbiturate"
"I like to call my dick Metapod.... Cuz all it does is harden"
"Iron Man is actually a woman He's a Fe Male."
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk."
"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""
"One day the youngest son asks his mother, ""Mom, why do I look so different from all my siblings?"".... The mother says ""Son, from what I remember about that party, you are lucky that you don't bark""."