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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger."
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"Food on the Table by E. Tittup"
"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."
"If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind... Do you think Greece would help?"
"My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul."
"With elections coming soon, my coworker asked me who my favorite president was. I said JFK, because he's so open-minded."
"How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You kill her family."
"things u don't want to here at the doctors office (during prostate exam) 'look no hands'"
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"Do you know why Jesus doesn't eat M&M's? Because they fall through the holes in his hands."